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    Posted: February 28 2006 at 10:53am

She's gonna blow capt'n...Now would a good time Mr.Scott...Beam me
up...


Just a lighter side..I think I am about ready to be beamed up...
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Good idea.  They can always pull out the virus in the pattern buffer.  Never understood how the crew of the Enterprise caught so many diseases, when their bodies are destroyed and then reconstituted after beaming.

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I just hope I'm not one of the no name, red shirt, extras that get's killed in the opening scene LOL
It's not so much the apocalypse... but the credit card bills ;-)
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"She,s gonna blow captain...Now would a good time
Mr.Scott...Beam me up...

Just a lighter side..I think I am about ready to
be beamed up..."

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MAKE IT SO, NUMBER 1 !

THE BORG WON'T GET ME !

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Originally posted by Spoon Spoon wrote:

I just hope I'm not one of the no name, red shirt, extras that get's killed in the opening scene LOL


Stick with the blue jump suit and you'll be fine.
I had a little bird,
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Originally posted by fafhrd fafhrd wrote:

Stick with the blue jump suit and you'll be fine.

Great... one more thing to add to my prep list Tongue
It's not so much the apocalypse... but the credit card bills ;-)
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Originally posted by Spoon Spoon wrote:

Originally posted by fafhrd fafhrd wrote:

Stick with the blue jump suit and you'll be fine.

Great... one more thing to add to my prep list Tongue

And you,ll need the laser gun...
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For the past two weeks or so I have been reading on this forum and one other on the BF subject. I keep noticing people saying they are getting a bad feeling. I hadnt felt a thing other then perhaps some justified concern. Today after reading about the cat in germany, the declaration of emergency in Russia, and the statement that all of africa was infected I started to get a feeling. KInda like stomach butterflies in combination with fear and apprehension. Been studying BF for months and months havent felt it before on this subject. Have felt it in the past and ignored it sometimes, mostly to my regrets. NOT ignoring it now, dont know about the rest of u but preps just went into high gear. Called my Ira broker told her to liquidate 50% and send me a check. Penalties be damned. Hope I have time to recieve the money and turn it into cash and commodities.  oh and the photon torpedos are on the way, sir.
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WooHoo welcome chuck..in this post we all need new beam me up scottie suits..care to share..

Hey and no probs on the way you feel..some of us have been yoyo,s for a while..paraniod delissionists...(spelled wrong oh well)...

My preps got to the point my kids whined cause there was really no real food in the house, but now with all thats going on the whining was worth it..and no they did not starve they just had to have no-name brands instead of all the fancy stuff...
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Beans and Rice from the replicator wont kill them either, just make them stronger.  See the tagline on my posts!
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Spoon I knew we forgot something a replicator..we are all saved...
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Just keep the tribbles away...there goes my credibility as an adult.
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Of course u all know The Trouble with Tribbles!

(sounds like BF, popping up everywhere)
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Poisioned with a virus in the quadroltritacaley (sp) Sick busterds. But I digress...back to grown up land for Kevin..
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I wonder what Checkov would say about bird flu?

Now this is pandemic a happnin ladie -Scotty

Bird Flu? -Checkov

Aye -Scotty

 

It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad -Checkov

 
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Beam me up Scottie...here come the BORG! Thanks for the little add on..
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I'm glad you didn't take any offense, its hard to improve on perfection,
captain's log, Star Date, February, 2006. (With rank, comes it priviledges).
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Originally posted by Rick Rick wrote:


I'm glad you didn't take any offense, its hard to improve on perfection,
captain's log, Star Date, February, 2006. (With rank, comes it priviledges).

 

 you ole smoothie will cost you 2 rolls of toilet paper
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Sorry to change epics here, but I truly felt a disturbance in the force Sunday night.  Sort of like when Obi-Wan sensed (in the 1st one, actually the 4th one) the planet explosion.

Geez... I'm I geeking out or what? 
It's not so much the apocalypse... but the credit card bills ;-)
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Spoon I agree... I relate much more to Yoda than to Spock.

I have a life sized original mold repo of Yoda... one of my prized possessions.  And my Champion male 100 lbs lap dog is named: Silvercreek's Chubaca's Simple Truth. We even call him Chewy.  I named him after Chubaca of Star Wars of course.  Was my favorite movie until The Matrix came along.

My itty bitty pom female (3lbs) is named Trinity.
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My itty bitty pom female (3lbs) is named Trinity.(quote)

teehee i jus got a pom/springer..she is at 6 pounds right now..I love her to death..she is 2 months old...
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Originally posted by SophiaZoe SophiaZoe wrote:

I have a life sized original mold repo of Yoda

HMMMMMMMMMMM... jealous I am!
It's not so much the apocalypse... but the credit card bills ;-)
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Originally posted by muskrat muskrat wrote:

Originally posted by Rick Rick wrote:

I'm glad you didn't take
any offense, its hard to improve on perfection, captain's log, Star Date,
February, 2006. (With rank, comes it priviledges).


 you ole smoothie will cost you 2 rolls of toilet paper



"Two rolls of bum wad", that's outrageous! Them's
fight'n words, the Vulcan Death Grip for you! ZZZzzzzz.....

Klaatu Barda Nikto!

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You gotta wonder how many of we preppers are trekkers!  Maybe it's because we saw so many alien plagues!

Maybe it's because Spock got infected with a bug and started crying in episode 3 (or was it 2?).

 

 
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Welcome cisne.
We are the board.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
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Resistance is Flu-tile!
It's not so much the apocalypse... but the credit card bills ;-)
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How did I miss that one?!? <bops himself on the head>
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This is just too priceless!

We are the Board.

Resistance is Flu-tile.

Maybe we should add that to our banner.  Wonder how many would grasp the inference?
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Bird flu is nothing earthlings! Try living with a tube up your a$$!
Speculation is the only tool we have with a threat that can circle the globe in 30 days. Test results&news is slow.Factor in human conditions,politics, money&bingo!The truth!Facts come after the fact.
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SophiaZoe

 

Where can I get the T-shirt?
In a hundred years, we will all be bald.
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Originally posted by cisne cisne wrote:

You gotta wonder how many of we preppers are trekkers! 
Maybe it's because we saw so many alien plagues!


Maybe it's because Spock got infected with a bug and started crying in
episode 3 (or was it 2?).


 



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Bird flu is nothing earthlings! Try living with a tube up your a$$!

I want a t-shirt with this quote...

Hey SZ I'm with you. I prefer Star Wars. Attending the Star Wars weekends this past summer at Walt Disney World. It was GREAT! Have a life size Darth Vadar cutout and lots of collectibles.

Use the force!
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May the Force be with us in the coming age of great change.
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STAR-DATE:  2MVI-0301

EMERGENCY - Situation Critical to all life forms - Morphing Virus Detected

Galaxy 2C - Cluster 7B - Planet 'Earth'

Mission- Enterprise shall proceed Warp Speed and render all necessary assistance - Repeat - Situation Critical to all life forms

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You guys have got me in tears... just hysterical... 
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Originally posted by Ella Fitzgerald Ella Fitzgerald wrote:

Hey SZ I'm with you. I prefer Star Wars. Attending the Star Wars weekends this past summer at Walt Disney World. It was GREAT! Have a life size Darth Vadar cutout and lots of collectibles.

Use the force!

I'm with you Ella and Sophia.   I  prefer Star Wars.   But I don't have any collectibles.   I'm a Minimalist. 

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Captain Kirk; Scottie were you able to beem the Skwalker over
Scottie: EEY caption,but you gotta see,s his compainion sir, he is tall big furry thing.

Captian, walks into transporter room 3

Captain: Welcome Luke Sky Walker, and furry freind
Chewy: yarnnnn
Captian: My now, how about we get someone to see you about your sore throat.

Captain, contacts Bones.

Captain to Bones, we have a large furry patient for you to see...

 

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a halodeck would come in handy for quarantines......"beam me up scotty"
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http://www.fx-sabers.com/downloads/SWE3_large.mov

 

This is a short movie poking fun at Star Wars. It may take a while to load since it is 31 mb but well worth it!
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http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&h=67&w=120 &type=asf&rurl=www.ifilm.com%2Fifilmdetail%2F2682151 %3Frefsite%3D7063%26ns%3D1&vurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifilm.c om%2Fplayer%3FifilmId%3D2682151%26refsite%3D7063&back=p% 3Drevenge%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bsith%2Bfunny%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dmy-v ert-vid-top%26cv%3Dg%26x%3Dwrt&turl=scd.mm-a1.yimg.com%2 Fimage%2F1630190257&name=Yoda%3A+Don%27t+Say+Nuthin%27&a mp;no=2&tt=6&p=revenge+of+the+sith+funny&oid=175 99a33598f5562&dur=63&src=p&pld=780x515

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Looks like the Borg got Yoda
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Yoda, the Next Generation. Slayer of Bird Flu ! 

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Oh now I know whats gonna happen when it reaches us. 

There will be a knock at the door, we will not answer, our friends, family will break down the door. They will come yelling  YOU WERE RIGHT GOD HELP US THE FLU IS HERE!!

They will find us red eyed at our computers, We wil respond, Dont worry spock  is working on a cure, giggling uncontrolably. We will beem up now to help!!  lol
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