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Jen147
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Posted: October 30 2014 at 3:08pm |
What's a mobile phone handset?
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arirish
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Turbo and JD- Thanks for todays laugh!
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Buy more ammo!
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jacksdad
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Why do I never get ones like that? That one is pure gold
We used to have a lady leave messages in Spanish on a regular basis that would always have the word "tamale" in it somewhere (hence, "the Tamale Lady called again"), and another elderly lady that would leave ones about stamps (?). I used to work at a place that was one number away from the information line for a nearby railway station. We got enough calls about departure times that I eventually picked up a copy of the timetable. It seemed easier than constantly telling people they'd dialled the wrong number only to have them do it again thirty seconds later. I recently had a poor guy call my voicemail thinking it was his wife - ex or estranged, I'm guessing - and ramble on about how much he loved me and wanted me back. Then he ended it with a phone number and "this is your husband", which seemed a tad redundant. He sent me a long text a few days later, and at that point I thought I'd better clue him in, and he wrote back and told me to "forget him". Easy for him to say, but how could I after all we'd been through? |
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"Buy it cheap. Stack it deep"
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DANNYKELLEY
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Now that is a real nut
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WHAT TO DO????
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Turboguy
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I checked my voicemail this morning and found this.
I have absolutely no idea what the guy is talking about, but it's pretty funny. Once he starts talking about how he didn't steal the photo negatives, it gets awesome fast! |
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