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    Posted: January 25 2017 at 1:33am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc

German is a fake language, Dutch is great ! Wink We build an ocean between us and Mexico and made them pay for it !

Also a message for refugees thinking of coming to Holland; Denmark is much better ! 



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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-24/tuesday-humor-holland-introduces-itself-president-trump-bigly

As the whole world watched the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States and heard his address that from now on it was "America first," the European nation of Holland asked politely "can you make The Netherlands second?" As they explain in the clip below, "because we realize it's better for us to get along, we decided to introduce our tiny country to you... in a way that will probably appeal to you the most."

"Our country was founded by William of Orange, who fought against the Spanish. The Spanish were total scumbags. They fought against us for 80 years but they could't beat us... couldn't do it. Total losers."

 

"We've got this scandalous tradition of Black Pete. It's the most offensive racist thing you've ever seen... you'll love it."

 

"And we also have a disabled politician for you to make fun of..."

 

"We speak Dutch. It's the best language in Europe. It's got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish... total disaster. German... it't not even a real language, it's fake.."

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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/america-first-make-netherlands-second-because-they-requested-it?_sp=a056b0dd-e939-47d9-a972-c094e60f4467.1485363707492 

The Netherlands has requested, within the scope of the new America first initiatives, to be simply: second. They don't want us to forget about them. So the White House should give them a call. 2nd place is open, and they asked nicely before anyone else. We'll make them great too. We can do it.
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LOLCryLOL                (Literally: "I'm crying with laughter!")
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https://goodmenproject.com/the-vibe-from-30db/?type=summary&topic=Dutch%20Video&topic=Trump&startDate=20161031&endDate=20170128&size=636&tall=380&pf=true&ct=samples&cid=306blue&fixed=true&wid=1&story=8604&aid=gmp&ver=003

A Dutch parody video that pleads for President Donald Trump to put America first -- but keep The Netherlands in mind for second place has gone viral. The video, which has accumulated over 10 million views on YouTube, was presented by Arjen Lubach, host of “Zondag met Lubach” (“Sunday with Lubach”). Lubach's show is a once-weekly politics-comedy mix, similar to “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.” The clip explains the many reasons why The Netherlands is a country worthy of Trump’s interest and respect, including that the Dutch “have all the best words,” the best pony park in the world, singer Lee Towers (as a contrast to the Trump Towers), “the best tax evasion system God ever created” and Jetta Klijnsma, “a disabled politician for you to make fun of.” It’s narrated by a Trump impersonator with an ever-so-slight Dutch accent and has delighted viewers worldwide: 88 percent of Social holds a positive opinion of “Dutch video + Trump.” Expect a Trump response via Twitter anytime now.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dutch Josh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2017 at 10:41pm
Politics always was a meeting-point for socio-paths and fools. We have had Berlusconi in Italy, Sarkozy in France both campain-funded by Libya's Gadaffi and with "an active love-life". War criminals Tony Blair (UK), Aznar (Spain) Balkenende (NL) still not in prison-like the Bush family, clinton a.o. 

http://www.everysecondcounts.eu/ Other EU countries claim to be second after the US. According to Switserland the Netherlands is to flat, mountains are beautifull. Germany thinks the Netherlands is to much orange, but so is Trump his hair-so they love it. Belgium accepts becoming number three, or four, or ten....

Since politics has fallen into the hands of corrupt idiots-working for their "sponsors"-it is good rhere is a better alternative !
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