Click to Translate to English Click to Translate to French  Click to Translate to Spanish  Click to Translate to German  Click to Translate to Italian  Click to Translate to Japanese  Click to Translate to Chinese Simplified  Click to Translate to Korean  Click to Translate to Arabic  Click to Translate to Russian  Click to Translate to Portuguese  Click to Translate to Myanmar (Burmese)

PANDEMIC ALERT LEVEL
123456
Forum Home Forum Home > Main Forums > Latest News
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Faux News: SuperFlu Mans Diary Discovered
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Tracking the next pandemic: Avian Flu Talk

Faux News: SuperFlu Mans Diary Discovered
 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Faux News: SuperFlu Mans Diary Discovered
    Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:32pm

You'll only catch the latest news here at Avian Flu. What you are about to see are never released photos of Super Flu Man. Warining: By viewing this post you may put you life in danger,,,,,

Born during the pandemmic of 1957, as a baby Super Flu man knew there was something different about him.



Edited by Corn
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:38pm
As a boy he always wanted to play the good guy.
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:44pm
After taking his first job as a poultry crossing guard for Tyson Foods during high school he gained a deep knowledge for poultry. "They poop alot." he reflected

Edited by Corn
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:50pm

Getting a masters degree in disguises he was hired out of colledge by the CIA to infiltrate Communist China and look for signs of BF. " It's something that just comes natural for me." SuperFlu Man says.



Edited by Corn
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 8:54pm
Once I infultrated a chicken foot smuggling ring that went all the way to the top in North Korea. Kim was politiclly imbarased and had to give concessions on his Nuclear program.

Edited by Corn
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:02pm
Working under cover as a virologist for the WHO was the perfect cover to gain access to thier computer banks. SuperFlu Man now had the data he needed to work on a cure.
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:07pm
In his haste to find an antidote to all flus in the world, he became infected by the very virus he was trying to destroy!
Back to Top
TNbebo408 View Drop Down
Adviser Group
Adviser Group


Joined: December 10 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 295 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TNbebo408 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:07pm
Hey Corn I think I know your cure.
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey and more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:15pm

Mutated to a point not even his mother could recognize him, he was doomed to a life of isolation and qurenteen.

He went back to work for the CIA.
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:20pm

From that point on he swore to dedicate his life to fighting BF in all its horrible forms.  Using his secret

special powers for good and to help prep the world.



Edited by Corn
Back to Top
Corn View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member


Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1219 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Corn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 9:51pm

Posing as a child, he went door to door in Van, Turkey, telling all the kids not to play with dead chicken heads. "Kids only listen to other kids." I said ,"You can put someones eye out with that thing. Does your dad have any whiskey hidden around the house?"

to be continued...............

 
Back to Top
meewee View Drop Down
Valued Member
Valued Member
Avatar

Joined: December 13 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 595 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote meewee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2006 at 6:20am

ROFL!!!! You rock Bird Flu Man!

Meewee
God Bless us all!
Back to Top
Trigger View Drop Down
V.I.P. Member
V.I.P. Member
Avatar

Joined: January 13 2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 77 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trigger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2006 at 2:34pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Super Flu Man help us, please the sky is falling.  :)

 

Corn, Awesome, just awesome.
Trigger
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down