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    Posted: October 29 2014 at 10:29pm
I checked my voicemail this morning and found this.

I have absolutely no idea what the guy is talking about, but it's pretty funny.

Once he starts talking about how he didn't steal the photo negatives, it gets awesome fast!


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Now that is a real nut
WHAT TO DO????
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Why do I never get ones like that? That one is pure gold
We used to have a lady leave messages in Spanish on a regular basis that would always have the word "tamale" in it somewhere (hence, "the Tamale Lady called again"), and another elderly lady that would leave ones about stamps (?). I used to work at a place that was one number away from the information line for a nearby railway station. We got enough calls about departure times that I eventually picked up a copy of the timetable. It seemed easier than constantly telling people they'd dialled the wrong number only to have them do it again thirty seconds later.
I recently had a poor guy call my voicemail thinking it was his wife - ex or estranged, I'm guessing - and ramble on about how much he loved me and wanted me back. Then he ended it with a phone number and "this is your husband", which seemed a tad redundant. He sent me a long text a few days later, and at that point I thought I'd better clue him in, and he wrote back and told me to "forget him".
Easy for him to say, but how could I after all we'd been through?

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Turbo and JD- Thanks for todays laugh!
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What's a mobile phone handset?
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