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FluMom 
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 Topic: If I Die From This Crap...LOL!Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:42pm |
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Ok so we need some fun here! So post to this thread if you see humor in all of this like I do.
If I die from this crap my son will not be able to sell the house because there is a grocery store in the basement and extra stuff out in the shed for the grocery store. |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:55pm |
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If I die from this crap I will come back and haunt Chuck, because he predicted we would all be fine.
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:59pm |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:19pm |
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If I die from this stuff - my family is gonna kill me because they'll have to rehome all my pets and farm animals!
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If it's to be - it's up to me!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:30pm |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:36pm |
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at the risk of offending (well, shouldn't all humor)....
Well, at least real estate in retirement communities might just get a little more affordable... And there might be a few more upper management spots suddenly opening up.
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:38pm |
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If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER !
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:45pm |
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Maybe we could call this thread, Pundemic Humor, as it's likely to spread...
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:46pm |
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If I die from this, I won't be able to say "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!"
Well, I'll put that on my tombstone. If my relatives die, I'll put "I should have listened" on theirs.. ;) |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:49pm |
 The novel coronavirus is winning. |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:08pm |
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You guys are killing me! Great idea Flumom -thanks for starting this thread! |
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If it's to be - it's up to me!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:09pm |
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An original piece. Just give me credit if you "steal" it, haha. Thanks!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:15pm |
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You guys are so funny!!!
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FluMom
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:43pm |
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MamaBear4 I too have tons of TP...lol. I can do without a lot but I need my TP!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:12pm |
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Ooh, my little prickly one, my prickly one
Are you gonna give me some time, Corona Ohh, you make my motor run, my motor run Caught it standing in the mask line, Corona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a vicious bug You always get it up, for the touch of the older kind my, my my, aye-aye, WU! m-m-my Corona  Hoping The Knack will forgive me...
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:20pm |
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If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER !
And for me paper towels and tissue boxes!! |
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:49pm |
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If I die from this crap, my folks and neighbors are going to wonder how the heck I fit almost 6 months of supplies into 350 square feet. And they will be pissed at having to take care of my cats! (Though, at least they won't have to worry about cat food, litter or meds for a few months.)
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:20pm |
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If I die of this crap, my family will have absolutely NO idea how to make actual, edible food out of the pantry items we’ve stocked up on!
Those recipes are mostly in my head! 
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:30pm |
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you guys slay me!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:53pm |
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If I die from this crap, somebody else will have to cook and clean, feed the cat and clean his litterbox.
And train all the rookies at work!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 9:07pm |
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Newbie, sounds like you remember the '80s quite well, as do I. My Sharona.
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 9:22pm |
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If I die from this crap...I hope someone finds my enormous stash of chocolate before it goes bad...
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Leave a treasure map to the chocolate stash!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 10:24pm |
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If I die from this crap, all my student loan debt will be cancelled no matter who gets elected.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 10:28pm |
LOL!! If I die from this crap, the joke will be on me!!
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 11:55pm |
It certainly will lol.
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Those who got it wrong, for whatever reason, may feel defensive and retrench into a position that doesn’t accord with the facts.
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Posted: February 24 2020 at 11:57pm |
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If I die from this crap, I'll miss all the fun of the chaos and disruption, and my hubby will be finding stashes of treats for years to come in the most unexpected places.
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Those who got it wrong, for whatever reason, may feel defensive and retrench into a position that doesn’t accord with the facts.
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 4:10am |
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If I die from this crap, I will be pickled. No point in wasting the wine preps!
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How do you tell if a politician is lying?
His lips or pen are moving. |
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If I die from this they can just compost me in the mountainous poop pile (unless the coyotes dig me out)
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 5:52pm |
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If I die from this crap they can turn me into a mummy with TP.
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 6:41pm |
Yup, when I read the title of your 'book' on this thread, for some reason the song just hit me.. Aye-aye-aye- WU!
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 7:00pm |
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You guys crack me up!!
 
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 8:04pm |
I don't think chocolate can ever go bad...
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Posted: February 25 2020 at 11:46pm |
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If I die from this crap...then I don't have to be worried about my pension being wiped out in the current stock market crash.
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Posted: February 26 2020 at 12:34am |
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We being sing "My Corona"at work......LMAO
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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.🖖
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Posted: February 26 2020 at 5:40am |
Awesome!!! Let me know how the rest of the verses go, my brain could only remember the first bit, lol |
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lol |
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To the tune of Margaritaville: Wasting away again in Coronaville, searching for my lost roll of TP, some people say there's a quarantine on the way, so I know I know I'm just gonna be with me. |
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LOL! |
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Sheep Lady: I just came across your lost roll of TP. ... So sorry!... My condolences to you..
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Posted: March 16 2020 at 10:21am |
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LOL! That is funny! |
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Awesome, lol! |
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CNN finally stops fake news reports and begins honest reporting during this event......lol.