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I personally love ethnic jokes.  Especially ones concerning me.  Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Anyway - I consider a person a true bigot who has no sense of humor.  These biased types of people single out ethnic joke tellers and want to nail them to a cross.   The telling of ethnic jokes has a history far longer than any form of government and will still be there till the last person is left standing (as long as they have a sense of humor) because in the end - the joke is on us.
 
History is taught in many ways.  And today it is so 'in vogue' to be intolerant and offended.  What BS.   Ethnic jokes level the playing field.  If we can't make fun of ourselves and each other - life is not worth living.  Period.  At least for a person who loves humor.  Personally I find the French offensive - because they are such collective snobs.  Anyone who looks down their long nose at others -  is a real bugger factory.  But having said that - one can't find fault with French Cooking - absolutley top shelf - and speaking of horrible cooks - why the English...............................................
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I like that 'collective snobs' idea, but I didn't know all French people had long noses. I have this French girlfriend she has long legs. Does that count?
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Harp-
I know - but as I am sure you are aware - with ethnic humor one often has to 'generalize' - And speaking of long-nosed Generals.............
 
So - you have a long-legged French girlfriend - personally in that case I am inclined to think you wood have a very hard time keeping up.  Goodbye Britney - hello Bridgett.  "What would the tea wallers say now?"
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Albert: I can't speak for anyone else but on a personal basis the moving and sorting of posts appears to be a sensible and logical approach.
 
It wouldn't distress me over much if one of my own posts was erased but when another post is erased I lose the ability to gauge what is and what isn't acceptable.
 
There is also the perfectly reasonable issue of what is off topic and what is so terminally boring that it isn't worth posting. These are really not difficult to solve and I think that SZ's avatar would have accomplished this without the need for comment. That eye would certainly stop me in my tracks.
 
If anonymous complaints are flying around via private messages then how is anyone to know when they have transgressed? I'm guessing that the mods send a P.M. to the transgressor. Is this what does in fact happen?
 
Personally I would prefer light, early and consistent rather than late, heavy and variable. I've never been a fan of anonymous complaints, not at school and not now, but I suppose its the only way.
 
I assume that you have already noted that the most outrageous posts are the ones that get the most aggressive response? I know that the replies were off topic but so was the initial post. Is it possible that the mods are sometimes too flexible and too accommodating?
 
Most of us are quite capable of identifying the difference between censorship and crowd control. Few of us would object to crowd control.
 
My general impression is that everyone wants an open forum and only wants to censor their own particular bug bear. This would pretty much eliminate anything worth saying and makes for a complex problem. You'll never solve it by walking on egg shells. Feel free to give me a verbal slapping when I transgress.  
 
 
 
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Mightymouse: Just got back on line. Thank you so much for that tension relieving post.
 
I'm French by the way and I entend to report you in the customary fashion, anonymously.
 
I would love to ask about all these troubles but I suppose it might be a case of "least said, soonest mended".
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If the Aussi's catch wind of this temporary freedom then us Limeys are in for a real pasting. It will be mercilous.Cry
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What happened to sz post? CEnSoRED. Hmmmmmm
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MM what ethnic back ground are you?
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Given the possible options I would like to think that she said "stuff it". I cannot imagine SoZo looking at her feet but maybe a few others should be. Maybe me for all I know, but not SoZo.
 
Got to ask, did you ever have a Red Setter?
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Red Wolf - Wonder why you ask?

But to answer your question - Recent - Scottish, English, Dutch - historically - Part Jewish.  And to punchline the above joke - two of my historical relatives found a penny.

And in modern context - I'm very, very frugal - wear wooden shoes - and God Save the Queen Mum.
 
Interestingly my Scottish relatives were "Border People" - and were gene dominant left handed and are the only people I know of that made the right-handed learn to fight left handed when it came to swordplay.  All their stairs in their well hid castle-dwellings also were constructed round way wrong to give advantage to a left handed person.  The women also fought right (left) alongside the men.  Lots of skirmishes with the English side.  My Scottish family motto is 'Late But In Earnest'.  Go figure. 
In todays world - If there was an ethnic joke telling Scotchman, Englishman, and a Dutchman in a car - who is driving.    (Very sad to say - none of them as modern society has no sense of humor - The person driving is the one who censures free speech) - Sad. Sad. Sad.  Three men made blind by those who cannot laugh at themselves. 
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Sorry MM that should have said HAD a french girlfriend. Took me along time to et over it and i was never able to keep up. Back to the tea, it doesn't answer back
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I would love to ask about all these troubles but I suppose it might be a case of "least said, soonest mended".

I asked Scotty and they ignored me
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except for the jewish I'd be laughing at myself and that is best saved for othersLOL
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Scotty - I love the French (snot) - Just kidding -

Harp - sorry to hear that you no longer have a French girlfriend.  At least you have the memories.  Maybe you need a weekend in Paris. (Just don't park the Rolls in areas where people can't take a joke). 

BTW - Harp - R U Schizo?  Harpo/Harpmandoodle?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  At least you'll get two laughs for the price of one.
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Well we know that this site has a good track record and that doesn't happen overnight. I'm guessing that they have a lot of talking to do and maybe we should just wait a couple of days to see what trickles down.

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Scotty-
Right you are.
A true work in progress.
Kind of like a 'Ground Hog Day' Humpty Dumpty
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Mightymouse: I hope my people weren't fighting your people. (Berwick upon Tweed)
 
I'm told that the border people were a separate clan. Scottish by heritage, English when convenient and happy to steal sheep from both sides of the border.
 
I've been thinking about those swords. It's right enough. No boxer on this planet wants to fight a southpaw. Everything happens backwards. It would be a major advantage as long as everyone did it. Of course if somebody forgot, well they'd all be pretty cut up about it.Smile
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You're right - Some of the family sided with England, some with Scotland, and some just for themselves.  No lack of fighting in any directions.  The main abode was Ferniehirst Castle near Jedburgh.  I guess that is why I am neither Republican, Democrat, nor Independent.  I am a Mog.  Half man - half dog - I am my own best friend.  (From John Candy in Space Balls)  And I do love a good leg of lamb - Mmmmmmmmmm!  A little ditty for your amusement:
 

THE REPRISAL - 1549
by Walter Laidlaw
(Former Custodian or Jedburgh Abbey)

The Castle, razed from tower to floor
Was built and garrisoned once more;
The Scots and French, led on by Kerr,
Courageous and well-trained to war,
On horse, on foot, from far and near,
With Jethart axe and Border spear,
Responded to the bugle-call;
They storm and scale the outer wall;
Though strong the tower, a breach they made,
Through which the English captain said,
"My noble chief, we mercy crave."
"You'll get the mercy that you gave,"
The chief replied, and forward sprang;
A deadly conflict then began.
So fierce and furious was the shock,
Helmets were cleaved with every stroke;
Above the clang of sword and spear
Was "Forward" heard and "Jethart's Here!"
So well the Kerrs their left-hands ply
The dead and dying round them lie,
The castle gained, the battle won,
Revenge and slaughter are begun.
Now trembling for his cruel deeds
In vain for life the foeman pleads,
But why, my muse, such scenes described?
Peace over all doth now preside.
The days of siege and raids are o'er,
The din of war resounds no more;
No sound except the song of bird
Within the forest glade is heard,
While thistles wave and roses bloom
To guard and deck the warrior's tomb.

Chapter I - The House

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This is getting really close to home for me. You're making me nervous. You realise that sooner or later all people with Scots ancestry end up asking the dreaded question. I mean, it doesn't matter to me, I wasn't there and I didn't do it.
 
My family names are Ogle and Kinghorn but apparently my clan ancestry is controversial to say the least. McGregor. If yours is Cambell then please don't draw your sword.
 
I'm surprised that you are still in this thread. I thought that you'd be fighting it out with the rest of the mods. I've been watching the ticker and Muscrat is still posting to it. Odd?
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I'm a Kerr on the Scottish side - Eddy on the English - Davies on the Jewish.  What is the dreaded question I should be asking you?  (What is your favorite color?) - didn't do what? where?
I'll take a gander and Ogle and Kinghorn and see if we are f or f.
(actually I'm number than a rubber boot about all this Scottish-English history stuff as I am just a dumb yankee now)  Too many French Fries as a child.
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Mightymouse:

I'm so glad that you aren't called Campbell. There was a massacre. In defence of the McGregor clan I should say that massacres were quite common at the time but apparently the McGregors were particularly nasty. It's probably the most celebrated massacre in Scottish history and even now the two clans are suspicious of each other.
 
Didn't I tell everyone, my brain is just stuffed with completely useless information. It gets me into trouble sometimes. Thanks for the pics. I'll do some research. 
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Yes but did you have an Irish Setter. I'm just thinking "red wolf" and guessing.
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Interesting stuff.  What would the distant relatives think - all this cyber chat after they shed so much blood over hill and dale.  Too bad we all could'nt just toss a tankard or ten in real life and toast the past.  Perhaps 'clan life' will make a comeback in the future if TSHTF.  If it does I'll be at a slight disadvantage as 'mee left arms a wee rusty'.  Thank God for a good 12 Ga.  And the sheep are now replaced by a good can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew.  Aye! but the spirit lives on.
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no my aunt had one i had a wheaton for 16 years, passed in feb. toss a pint great way to mend a fence. like in the Quiet Man /john Wayne
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The closest animal I can affiliate with is the wolf, pack and individual at one time so add hair color and red wolf.

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stormrider was the other pre forum change name , dam auto fillLOL
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Mmmm. Irish with red hair. Just let me make a note of that. (Don't pick a fight with this man.)
 
Are you one of those people who can start a fight in an empty room? Your posts always sound so calm and well mannered.
 
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pretty even tempered. i have a short fuse for intentional cruelty then i become a berserker. you seem a part of the gentry.
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The English, Scottish, Irish, and Yanks, et al.  Here's to one & all!  God Save the Planet.
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I'll drink to that. In fact, I think I will. Its been a rough night. 3-30 A.M. here but all this argee bargee is keeping me awake. Still not heard anything about Muskrat and these good people are getting a bit thin on the ground.
 
Edit: Nothing is going right tonight. I really wanted a lemonade but all I could find was this twelve year old single malt. Just have to make do I suppose. Skol.
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Just the ebb & flo of power & politics.  Todays treasure is tomorrows trash.  One day counting gold coins - the next begging for a penny.  (figuratively speaking of course)
 
All in a good days work.
 
It's a wonder the people in power can sleep at night.  And when they do - what nightmares' haunt their dreams?
 
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Lucky you. I'm sitting in a 2000 sq ft house all by myself and nobody is going to knock on my chamber door.
 
Trust me on this. In my my country that's a big house.
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grim forum reaper...I regognize the knock last time i was blocked
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scotty ... I'm tearing up with pity... just sit in your private hell with the 12 yo single malt....

Thank God there's a can of the fizzy guiness in the frige...oh to keep on topic its preventative BF medicine
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ops forgot there is no off topic. my mistake.
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Nice one Red Wolf.
 
I've just struggle through about fifteen or sixteen private messages. This is a very busy night.
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