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    Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:42pm
Ok so we need some fun here! So post to this thread if you see humor in all of this like I do.

If I die from this crap my son will not be able to sell the house because there is a grocery store in the basement and extra stuff out in the shed for the grocery store.
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If I die from this crap I will come back and haunt Chuck, because he predicted we would all be fine.

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If I die from this crap I will come back and haunt Chuck, because he predicted we would all be fine.




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If I die from this stuff - my family is gonna kill me because they'll have to rehome all my pets and farm animals!
If it's to be - it's up to me!
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If I die from this stuff - my family is gonna kill me because they'll have to rehome all my pets and farm animals!



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at the risk of offending (well, shouldn't all humor)....

Well, at least real estate in retirement communities might just get a little more affordable...

And there might be a few more upper management spots suddenly opening up.

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If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER !
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Maybe we could call this thread, Pundemic Humor, as it's likely to spread...

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If I die from this, I won't be able to say "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!"

Well, I'll put that on my tombstone.

If my relatives die, I'll put "I should have listened" on theirs..

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The novel coronavirus is winning.
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You guys are killing me! Great idea Flumom -thanks for starting this thread!
If it's to be - it's up to me!
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An original piece. Just give me credit if you "steal" it, haha. Thanks!

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You guys are so funny!!!
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MamaBear4 I too have tons of TP...lol. I can do without a lot but I need my TP!
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Ooh, my little prickly one, my prickly one
Are you gonna give me some time, Corona
Ohh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Caught it standing in the mask line, Corona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a vicious bug
You always get it up, for the touch of the older kind
my, my my, aye-aye, WU!
m-m-my Corona


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If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER !



And for me paper towels and tissue boxes!!
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If I die from this crap, my folks and neighbors are going to wonder how the heck I fit almost 6 months of supplies into 350 square feet. And they will be pissed at having to take care of my cats! (Though, at least they won't have to worry about cat food, litter or meds for a few months.)



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If I die of this crap, my family will have absolutely NO idea how to make actual, edible food out of the pantry items we’ve stocked up on!

Those recipes are mostly in my head!
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you guys slay me!
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If I die from this crap, somebody else will have to cook and clean, feed the cat and clean his litterbox.

And train all the rookies at work!
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Newbie, sounds like you remember the '80s quite well, as do I. My Sharona.
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If I die from this crap...I hope someone finds my enormous stash of chocolate before it goes bad...
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Originally posted by Gdeb Gdeb wrote:

If I die from this crap...I hope someone finds my enormous stash of chocolate before it goes bad...


Leave a treasure map to the chocolate stash!
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If I die from this crap, all my student loan debt will be cancelled no matter who gets elected. 
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!
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If I die from this crap I will come back and haunt Chuck, because he predicted we would all be fine.


LOL!!  If I die from this crap, the joke will be on me!! 
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Originally posted by CRS, DrPH CRS, DrPH wrote:


LOL!!  If I die from this crap, the joke will be on me!! 


It certainly will lol. LOL
You can't fix stupid.
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If I die from this crap, I'll miss all the fun of the chaos and disruption, and my hubby will be finding stashes of treats for years to come in the most unexpected places.
You can't fix stupid.
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If I die from this crap, I will be pickled. No point in wasting the wine preps!
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If I die from this they can just compost me in the mountainous poop pile (unless the coyotes dig me out)
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If I die from this crap they can turn me into a mummy with TP.
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Originally posted by BabyCat BabyCat wrote:

Newbie, sounds like you remember the '80s quite well, as do I. My Sharona.

Yup, when I read the title of your 'book' on this thread, for some reason the song just hit me.. Aye-aye-aye- WU!   
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Originally posted by Gdeb Gdeb wrote:

If I die from this crap...I hope someone finds my enormous stash of chocolate before it goes bad...


I don't think chocolate can ever go bad...
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If I die from this crap...then I don't have to be worried about my pension being wiped out in the current stock market crash.
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We being sing "My Corona"at work......LMAO
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1995 ‧ Science fiction film/Thriller ‧ 2h 11m a must for AFT
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We being sing "My Corona"at work......LMAO


Awesome!!! Let me know how the rest of the verses go, my brain could only remember the first bit, lol
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CNN finally stops fake news reports and begins honest reporting during this event......lol.


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lol

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To the tune of Margaritaville:  Wasting away again in Coronaville, searching for my lost roll of TP, some people say there's a quarantine on the way, so I know I know I'm just gonna be with me.  


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LOL!

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Originally posted by Sheep Lady Sheep Lady wrote:

To the tune of Margaritaville:  Wasting away again in Coronaville, searching for my lost roll of TP, some people say there's a quarantine on the way, so I know I know I'm just gonna be with me.  


Sheep Lady: I just came across your lost roll of TP. ... So sorry!... My condolences to you..

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LOL!   That is funny!

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Awesome, lol!

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