If I Die From This Crap...LOL!
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Topic: If I Die From This Crap...LOL!
Posted By: FluMom
Subject: If I Die From This Crap...LOL!
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:42pm
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Ok so we need some fun here! So post to this thread if you see humor in all of this like I do. If I die from this crap my son will not be able to sell the house because there is a grocery store in the basement and extra stuff out in the shed for the grocery store. |
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Posted By: Flubergasted
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:55pm
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If I die from this crap I will come back and haunt Chuck, because he predicted we would all be fine. |
Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 4:59pm
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Flubergasted wrote:Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:19pm
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If I die from this stuff - my family is gonna kill me because they'll have to rehome all my pets and farm animals! ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:30pm
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Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:36pm
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at the risk of offending (well, shouldn't all humor).... Well, at least real estate in retirement communities might just get a little more affordable... And there might be a few more upper management spots suddenly opening up.
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Posted By: MamaBear4
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:38pm
| If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER ! |
Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:45pm
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Maybe we could call this thread, Pundemic Humor, as it's likely to spread...
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Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:46pm
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If I die from this, I won't be able to say "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!" Well, I'll put that on my tombstone. If my relatives die, I'll put "I should have listened" on theirs.. ;) |
Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 5:49pm
 The novel coronavirus is winning. |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:08pm
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You guys are killing me! Great idea Flumom -thanks for starting this thread! ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:09pm
An original piece. Just give me credit if you "steal" it, haha. Thanks!
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Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:15pm
| You guys are so funny!!! |
Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 6:43pm
| MamaBear4 I too have tons of TP...lol. I can do without a lot but I need my TP! |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:12pm
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Ooh, my little prickly one, my prickly one Are you gonna give me some time, Corona Ohh, you make my motor run, my motor run Caught it standing in the mask line, Corona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a vicious bug You always get it up, for the touch of the older kind my, my my, aye-aye, WU! m-m-my Corona  Hoping The Knack will forgive me...------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: Usk
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:20pm
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If I die from this my family WIll NOT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER ! And for me paper towels and tissue boxes!! |
Posted By: Gdeb
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:21pm
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Posted By: KiminNM
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 7:49pm
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If I die from this crap, my folks and neighbors are going to wonder how the heck I fit almost 6 months of supplies into 350 square feet. And they will be pissed at having to take care of my cats! (Though, at least they won't have to worry about cat food, litter or meds for a few months.) |
Posted By: BeachMama
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:20pm
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If I die of this crap, my family will have absolutely NO idea how to make actual, edible food out of the pantry items we’ve stocked up on! Those recipes are mostly in my head! 
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Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:30pm
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you guys slay me!
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Posted By: ViQueen24
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 8:53pm
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If I die from this crap, somebody else will have to cook and clean, feed the cat and clean his litterbox.
And train all the rookies at work!
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Posted By: BabyCat
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 9:07pm
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Newbie, sounds like you remember the '80s quite well, as do I. My Sharona. |
Posted By: Gdeb
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 9:22pm
| If I die from this crap...I hope someone finds my enormous stash of chocolate before it goes bad... |
Posted By: BeachMama
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 9:55pm
Leave a treasure map to the chocolate stash!
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Posted By: RedTea
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 10:24pm
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If I die from this crap, all my student loan debt will be cancelled no matter who gets elected. ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort! |
Posted By: CRS, DrPH
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 10:28pm
LOL!! If I die from this crap, the joke will be on me!! ------------- CRS, DrPH |
Posted By: KiwiMum
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 11:55pm
It certainly will lol. ------------- Those who got it wrong, for whatever reason, may feel defensive and retrench into a position that doesn’t accord with the facts. |
Posted By: KiwiMum
Date Posted: February 24 2020 at 11:57pm
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If I die from this crap, I'll miss all the fun of the chaos and disruption, and my hubby will be finding stashes of treats for years to come in the most unexpected places.
------------- Those who got it wrong, for whatever reason, may feel defensive and retrench into a position that doesn’t accord with the facts. |
Posted By: Technophobe
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 4:10am
If I die from this crap, I will be pickled. No point in wasting the wine preps!  ------------- How do you tell if a politician is lying? His lips or pen are moving. |
Posted By: Sheep Lady
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 4:40pm
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If I die from this they can just compost me in the mountainous poop pile (unless the coyotes dig me out) ------------- Sheep Lady |
Posted By: Little House
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 5:52pm
| If I die from this crap they can turn me into a mummy with TP. |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 6:41pm
Yup, when I read the title of your 'book' on this thread, for some reason the song just hit me.. Aye-aye-aye- WU! ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: Usk
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 7:00pm
You guys crack me up!!  
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Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 8:04pm
I don't think chocolate can ever go bad...
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Posted By: EdwinSm,
Date Posted: February 25 2020 at 11:46pm
| If I die from this crap...then I don't have to be worried about my pension being wiped out in the current stock market crash. |
Posted By: carbon20
Date Posted: February 26 2020 at 12:34am
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We being sing "My Corona"at work......LMAO
------------- Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.🖖 Marcus Aurelius |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: February 26 2020 at 5:40am
Awesome!!! Let me know how the rest of the verses go, my brain could only remember the first bit, lol ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: RodTahoe
Date Posted: March 15 2020 at 6:52pm
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CNN finally stops fake news reports and begins honest reporting during this event......lol.Posted By: Albert
Date Posted: March 15 2020 at 7:42pm
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lol ------------- https://www.facebook.com/Avianflutalk |
Posted By: Sheep Lady
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 8:01am
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To the tune of Margaritaville: Wasting away again in Coronaville, searching for my lost roll of TP, some people say there's a quarantine on the way, so I know I know I'm just gonna be with me. ------------- Sheep Lady |
Posted By: Gdeb
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 8:12am
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Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 9:27am
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LOL! |
Posted By: CindyLou
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 9:40am
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Sheep Lady: I just came across your lost roll of TP. ... So sorry!... My condolences to you..
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Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 10:21am
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LOL! That is funny! |
Posted By: Sheep Lady
Date Posted: March 16 2020 at 11:12am
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Awesome, lol! ------------- Sheep Lady |
Posted By: Technophobe
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 4:24pm
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Pandemic humor: https://www.boredpanda.com/coronavirus-funny-jokes/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter - https://www.boredpanda.com/coronavirus-funny-jokes/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Newsletter ------------- How do you tell if a politician is lying? His lips or pen are moving. |
Posted By: RodTahoe
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 4:45pm
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https://youtu.be/XYWrjjwDeiA - https://youtu.be/XYWrjjwDeiA |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 5:05pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZuZzU2Vsg - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZuZzU2Vsg ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |
Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 5:15pm
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OMG how cute is that dog!!! |
Posted By: FluMom
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 5:20pm
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They are so correct in their song...LOL! |
Posted By: Newbie1A
Date Posted: March 22 2020 at 5:42pm
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My thought was 'some weeds kind of expensive' and some of the free ones - thinking Stinging Nettle or Poison Ivy...might not be a good option either! LMAO!!! ------------- If it's to be - it's up to me! |