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Schools and Cov 19
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Any one else put on weight recently?  I added a little, that I probably could loose if I spent more time working in the garden.
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Some of the jokes on the internet are beginning to worry about the outbreak running into next year!  (This is not the funniest joke I have seen but it does reflect where people's thinking is at)
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My doctor told me I gained the "Covid 19".
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In that same line of 
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New Word:  Airgasm,

Urban Dictionary has defined ‘airgasm’ as “When you take your mask off and you take your first breath of fresh air and you can actually breathe.”   The term has been widely accepted by netizens and is now all over social media platforms including Twitter.

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I'm stealing this...
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We should have expected the reaction by many....

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Originally posted by EdwinSm, EdwinSm, wrote:

We should have expected the reaction by many....

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That one cracked me up EdwinSm.....

So good ....

So very true...... 
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LMAO
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https://youtu.be/WJIMffhpZRw
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lol  
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Mask FAIL (look to see if her mouth and nose are covered), but I suppose it is one way to reuse disposable masks. 
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They must be on their way to Walmart.
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Originally posted by ksc ksc wrote:


I was going to post this myself.  You're a braver woman than I ksc!  Love this!
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On another forum some parents are commenting on confusion of whether children can go to school or not and can schools push in school learning if they can't get the distance learning to work.... Anyway for those who now have children at home instead of school...


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You know you are in trouble if you can relate to this meme. I know I do
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With the election coming up it is time to be patriotic and fly the flag
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https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-funny-jokes-205-5e74b19128805__700.jpg
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Hilarious, true butt hilarious!
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Thanks, ksc!  I knew all this rubbish about viruses and things was nothing to worry about and sub arctic gear for winter in a warm place, like my hill farm in NE Scotland, is probably a secret government plot to make us overheat, so we have to use the national health service and they can keep the taxes up!


Yeah, that makes sense  

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Would be more funny, if it wasn't somewhat truthful......
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Originally posted by Tabitha111 Tabitha111 wrote:

Would be more funny, if it wasn't somewhat truthful......

Amen.  Any way I look at it there will be insurrection.  
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Coffee??!!  I vote for martinis.  Extra dry.  Extra dirty.  Several.
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Never underestimate how happy one can get with a pot of coffee and a bottle of Kahlua. 
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Kahlua = black russians.


Hmmm......................  Dirty martinis main course,  black russians for desert.        hic!      
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In my house we've been known to make hot chocolate with Kahlua in it, and call it Adult Hot Chocolate.  Topped with whipped cream and in my case caramel.     
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